Sunday, July 26, 2009

My Mother is Making Cinnamon Rolls...

It's a good thing I don't own a gun because right now I'd like to put myself out of my misery, lol. My dear mother has taken to baking this weekend. Cinnamon rolls. Damn it. They smell so freakin' good and I have been feeling so bored with all this healthy eating sh*t (no offense, Jack).

Maybe I need to get the h*ll out of Dodge.

Sorry, I should have posted a rant warning.


  1. That's a tough one that I don't know if I could deal with.

    Rant away!

    Come to my house and smell salad. lol

  2. Hi Tena,
    Bah! I don't think I could resist...
    Though that'd be why I've lost 0 of the weight I've wanted to lose this summer! :)
    Maybe you should get out of 'Dodge', after inviting all your sons friends over to eat all the cinnamon rolls while you are out! ;)
    Hope you are having a great weekend otherwise.

  3. As soon as I saw the title of your post I thought, Dear God, RUN!!!
    and I swear I can smell them.
    lol@ Jo -- smelling salad!

    Godspeed, Tena, may the Force be with you!

    you could always shoot the cinnamon buns.

  4. Tena,

    That would be so hard for me. I love, love,love cinnamon anything especially rolls. That sounds like pure torture to have to even smell them. I do not think I would be able to resist. Hope you can endure.

  5. Yikes-that's a toughie. Of course, it's hard to type holding a cinnamon roll, so just blogging you'll be alright ;)

  6. Do what I would do....tell your Mom that she did such an EXCELLENT job with her baking that it would be a shame not to share them!! Suggest packaging them up and both of you going to take them to a friend...either one of yours or one of hers...for a nice little visit. Translation: Get that sh*t out of your house ASAP!! :)

  7. Jo - love it - smell salad! Made me laugh!

    Andrea - great idea to make those rolls disappear!

    Karen - thanks for sending the Force my way!

    Mary Beth - I love rolls anything! The cinammon is just an added plus, lol.

    Val - thanks for reminding me not to eat at the keyboard

    Tammy - love the translation and the suggestion

  8. This is just another example of our stinking thinking! Your mother is making cinnamon rolls so you want to shoot YOURSELF? Shoot your mother!

    Just kidding of course. Put a clothes peg on your nose and think of England, or better yet, your goal weight.

  9. Mmmmm...I want I don't!